Mouth Breathing Morons
These are two of many pearls of wisdom from Twitter user David Knight. David is a Creationist (as you can probably guess from his tweets) and has no time for science OR reality in his world. I’d planned today to write at length about David and the thoroughly fuckwitted ‘Free Kent Hovind’ Facebook page, but then I thought again.
I mean, really, what’s the point? I could fire up my insult muscles, spray these educationally subnormal tools with invective both creative and amusing….true, it would entertain me for a few moments as I conjured up hilarious counter-parted double barrelled compound insults, but what, ultimately, would change?
These people would still be there, furiously stabbing their opinions onto the much suffering keyboards of their computers, they’d still believe flaming horseshit, and they would see my attack as just being more evidence that atheists are all evil blasphemous attack dogs, waiting to leap upon the lambs of Jesus and rip their throats out with fangs of reason.
I’d change nothing, and (to be honest) the thrill of skewering these people on a barbed comment has worn off. Basically I have better things to do.
So, go and look at those pages, gasp at how utterly ignorant these people are, and then get on with living your only life, your only, glorious, unique, life. You’ve got my permission to take a day off from kicking the idiots, go on, you’ve earned it.