God, a complete dick
(2 Samuel 6:6-7)
“When they came to Nachon’s threshing floor, Uzzah put forth his hand to the ark of God, and took hold of it; for the oxen shook it. And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzzah; and God smote him there for his error; and there he died by the ark of God.”
Totally the actions of a just and loving being! I’m grateful that this ‘God’ character doesn’t exist.