Just how low will some Christian Fundamentalists stoop?
We’ve already seen that a certain breed of fundamentalist Christian will think nothing of telling a lie if they think the result will ‘save souls’, but how low are they prepared to go?
Today Stormbringer, a man who holds himself up as a true and just Christian showed us. In answer to another blogger asking if I was married he posted this –
Yup, he called my wife, a woman who has nothing whatsoever to do with any discussions between Stormbringer and I, a whore.
Well done Stormbringer, you’re doing more to turn people away from your brand of fundie-loonbaggery than I ever could.
My wife, not unreasonably, requested an apology from Stormbringer. She did this without name calling, or taking any sides, here is his response…..
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Doesn’t look much like an apology to me!
Don’t have a hissy, kitty. I spanked Alexandra for putting words in my mouth (which I think he likes), I have both of you doing it now. That don’t won’t hunt, Cupcake.
And what does it matter? Alex(andra) shows his alleged morality all the time. What if I did say what he’s accusing me of? Atheist “morality” is situational at best. My morality could be situational and relative in a different way. So, nobody has a right to complain, innit?
Actually, Stormbringer, your holy book is very specific on what is right and wrong. Whilst non-believers aren’t compelled to adhere to its commands, you absolutely are. That means you have a morality that you are TOLD to follow, in case I’m going too fast for you. There should be no ‘situational’ or ‘relative’ morality when it comes to a Christian, only the absolute morality that’s imposed by your deity.
It gets better…
How do I know that he is married? He said so, and then gets some chick on the internet to say, “I’m his wife, and I’m twisting your words so I can pretend to be offended!” She’s your wife? Prove it. You make the claim, you back it up. I have no reason to believe you.
After all, atheists have situational “morality” and Alexandra has shown a distinct lack of character (I won’t even waste my time discussing his lack of reasoning skills now).
Besides, atheists are notorious for not being married, they just live together and pretend that it’s real.
Wow! So not content with not apologising for calling my wife a prostitute (and setting aside the fact that you’ve called me a drunkard and the kind of man who would go to hookers in the first place!), you’re now saying that she’s probably some woman pretending, and even if she’s not we’re probably not actually married?? Brilliant reasoning Sherlock! And you’ve not once said ‘sorry’….
And how about that ‘atheists pretend to be married’ slur? That’s a new one huh?
All of this is based on how Alex Rotten, the rejected Sex Pistol, chose to twist my words from a lame joke into something that I did not say.
‘Alex Rotten, the rejected Sex Pistol’ – wow, what a current, zeitgeisty reference! All the kids are going to think you’re SUPER COOL name dropping such a happening band!
Also, it’s funny how atheists suddenly appeal to morality and higher standards, claiming there is no God, but yet I have to please him. Why? You are trying to tear down my faith, why can’t I be just like you, with my own situational morality? Appealing to “that ain’t right” indicates a Higher Power, a Rulemaker. Face palm!
Alex(andra), you’ve just been shot with your own gun.
Why can’t you be just like me? Well, there’s one reason you can’t, your god tells you not to be! OOPS! There you go! You AREN’T ALLOWED to deviate away from your god’s absolute morality! If you do it’s a SIN! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Looks like you’re sinning all over the place! The funny thing is, I could behave in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY and I wouldn’t be committing ANY sin at all!! See how it works?
Y’see, Stormbringer, even if you were right about everything you said (which you’re not, if you need clarification) then it still wouldn’t matter to me, because I’m not facing any punishment WHATSOEVER for anything I do! You, on the other hand, have a list of sins as long as your rambling incoherent blog posts, that you now have to do a lot of work to have forgiven by your god!
Hilarious, isn’t it? I bet you wish I was right now, and that there wasn’t an invisible sky daddy watching everything you do, pad in hand, keeping score of all your misdeeds!
Ultimately, all you’ve done here is walk into a situation where YOU’VE offended the sensibilities of your god by lying, baring false witness, judging others, and making libellous comments.
Think on this. When you’re praying for forgiveness later, I’ll be getting on with my life, not giving a fuck about the whole thing.