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Lying Joe Cienkowski is at it again….

Joe, that’s simply not true. Rational Wiki has an article about this, and the Jovial Atheist provides the following list of Biblical scientific errors –

  1. IRON AX HEAD FLOATS. 2KGS 6:5-6
  2. ASS TALKS. NUM 22:27-28
  3. SNAKE TALKS. GEN 3:1
  4. MAN WALKS ON WATER. MT 14:24-25
  5. ONE LUNCH BASKET FEEDS THOUSANDS. MT 14:19-21
  6. MEN LONG DEAD SEEN WALKING IN JERUSALEM. MT 27:52-53
  7. MAGICIAN TURNS WATER INTO WINE. JN 2:6-11
  8. SUN BACKS UP. 2KGS 22:3-11
  9. RABBIT CHEWS THE CUD. LV 11:6
  10. CAMEL DOES NOT DIVIDE THE HOOF. LV 11:4
  11. BIRDS FEED MAN IN EXILE. 1KG 17:6
  12. FOUR LEGGED GRASSHOPPERS AND BEETLES. LV 11:21-23
  13. GOURD PLANT MAKES SHADE TREE OVER NIGHT. JN 4:6-10
  14. HOLY HANKIES HEAL. ACT 19:12
  15. WORDS CONTROL WEATHER. MT 8:24-26
  16. DEVILS BELIEVE. JMS 2:19
  17. NEW WAY TO GREAT WEALTH. MT 21:22
  18. ANGELS TO BE JUDGED BY BELIEVERS. 1COR 6:3
  19. ASTRONAUT RETURNS FROM THE HEAVENS. 2COR 12:2-4
  20. ALL DOCTORS TO BE UNEMPLOYED. JMS 5:13-15
  21. ALL UNIVERSITIES TO CLOSE. JMS 1:5-6
  22. GOD ADMITS LYING EZ 14:9. 2CHR 18:22
  23. GOD DECEIVES PEOPLE OF EARTH. 2THES 2:11-12
  24. SNAKE LOSES LEGS. GEN 3:14
  25. GOD DELIBERATELY KEEPS PEOPLE FROM SALVATION. JN 12:40
  26. MEN SURVIVE BLAZING FURNACE UNHARMED. DAN 3:6-27
  27. GOD TELLS HOW TO BE HAPPY. PS 137:8-9
  28. JESUS ABHORS WISE MEN. MT 11:25
  29. SUN STANDS STILL. JOS 10:12-13
  30. MAN RISES FROM THE DEAD. JN 11:44
  31. MAN CALLS DOWN FIRE FROM SKY. 1KG18:33-38, 2KG1:10-12
  32. ANGELS SEDUCE EARTH WOMEN. GEN 6:4
  33. SUPER ALIENS FIGHT WAR IN SPACE. REV 12:7-9
  34. FIRE IN BUSH TALKS TO MAN. EX 3:2-5
  35. MAN SEES WHOLE EARTH FROM TEMPLE TOP. MT 4:8-9
  36. WOMAN TURNS INTO SODIUM CHLORIDE IN SECONDS. GEN 19:26
  37. ETERNAL FLOUR BUCKET DISCOVERED. 1KG 17:12-16
  38. SHOES GUARANTIED FORTY YEARS, PANTS TOO. DU 29:5
  39. TREE MAKES POISONED WATER DRINKABLE. EX 15:23-25
  40. GREATEST WELFARE PROGRAM IN HISTORY. EX 16:4
  41. LONG HAIR MAKES MAN STRONG. JUG 16:17
  42. HAIRCUT MAKES MAN WEAK. JUG 16:19
  43. HOW THE RAINBOW GOT STARTED. GEN 9:13
  44. GOD WILL DESTROY WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING. 1COR 1:19
  45. SOURCE OF GRIEF AND SORROW DISCOVERED. EC 1:18
  46. METHUSELAH LIVES THROUGH THE FLOOD. GEN 5:25-32,9:28,29
  47. ALL LANGUAGES CAME FROM ONE PLACE. GEN 11:6-9
  48. GOD LOVES A GOOD BARBECUE. GEN 8:20-21
  49. MAGIC STICK TURNS WATER INTO BLOOD. EX 7:20-22
  50. DUST TURNED INTO LICE. EX 8:16-19
  51. GOD STEALS THE WHEELS FROM EGYPTIAN CARS. EX 14:24-25
  52. GHOST HAND WRITES GRAFFITI ON WALL. DAN 5:5
  53. WITCH HUNT BEGUN BY GOD. EX 22:18
  54. COCKATRICE ARE REAL. JER 8:17, IS 14:29
  55. DRAGONS ARE REAL. IS 34:13, PS 91:13, MI 1:18, IS 43:20, DU 32:33
  56. SATYRS ARE COMING. IS 34:14, 13:21
  57. FIERY SERPENTS ABOUND. NUM 21:6, DU 8:15
  58. WINGED SERPENTS COMING TO GET YOU. IS 30:6, 14:29 

If you want to read about the lack of archaeological evidence, track down The Bible Unearthed (I found a PDF of it online with the minimum amount of Googling), or ask Israeli archaeologists about the complete lack of evidence for events such as the Exodus.


As for historical errors, it’s packed full of them, and five minutes on Google will show just how packed.


The Bible has been shown countless times to be riddled with error, yet Creationists like Joe, people who feel that it has to be ‘all or nothing’ with the Bible, are doing more harm to their faith than any other group. Increasingly, other christians are starting to see the inflexible dogma of Creationism as being a major problem.


I wonder if Joe is actually working for Dawkins or Hitchens, a double agent sent to destroy Creationism from the inside.

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2 thoughts on “Lying Joe Cienkowski is at it again….

  1. A Total waste of time. I don't know who's more irrational; Joe for never taking anything on board about his Tweets or you for thinking you can show such a fool the error in their logic. Give up, the only thing Joe wants from his posts are responses.

  2. I've no intention of even trying to educate Joe, I'm just hoping that anyone who may read his nonsense and is leaning towards believing him will end up finding all the different blogs showing what an idiot he is.Bloggers who are mentioning Mad Joe are like lighthouses warning the less aware of the rocks of stupidity they may find themselves wrecked on.

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